Alien Covenant Movie Review

From the fires of creation birth the spark of life, giving breath and song to wonders and mundanity alike. Desire. The longing to expand, to construct and simply (click article) to exist. Endemic to these primordial ambitions is the (blog post) query upon the origin of the inquisitor themselves.Then a critic like me shows up and says "WHAT ARE YO

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Caveman (comedy): terrible?

"Caveman" is a 1981 funny movie directed by Carl Gottlieb and starring Ringo Starr, Dennis Quaid, and Shelley Long. The film is a comedic retelling of the story of early human civilization, embeded in a time when humans lived in caverns and relied on searching and event for survival. The film follows the story of Atouk (Ringo Starr), an awkward

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Decker Shado Skinned Deep movie review

A homage to classic grindhouse horror cinema from 2004, Skinned Deep doesn't shy away from its inspiration at all in its aesthetic. Presented in a 4 by 3 aspect ratio, with heavy film grain and overdubbed dialogue, you don't even need the story of a middle-of-nowhere family of maniacs to make this one Skinned Deep scary movie feel unnerving.

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Jason Voorhees analysis

Decker Shado Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie Movie Review. Why am I doing this? Everyone already knows I'm not a huge Power Rangers fan, I don't really (Science fiction film lists) get something out of hating the Power Rangers, so why, Creepy? Why do you torment me with these crossovers? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?! Because I certainly wasn't. https://ww

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